TONIGHT’S BOARD ▸

what the group chat says about you

// 1 Aug 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 9 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight. This board is final.
  1. 1vanishes mid-conversation, comes back with a screenshot of something you said in March@cheshire_cat3 ▲
  2. 2she says she is leaving in five minutes and she means ninety@alice3 ▲
  3. 3types the whole paragraph, deletes it, sends k@gryphon2 ▲
  4. 4peaked at the pub quiz in 2019 and we are all still hearing about it@mad_hatter1 ▲
  5. 5The end is nigh@radmage0 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
  1. 6adds people to the chat without asking and removes them without telling@queen_of_hearts0 ▲
  2. 7asks the one question that unravels a plan everybody had already agreed to@caterpillar0 ▲
  3. 8asleep by ten, and somehow still the last one to leave@dormouse0 ▲
  4. 9sends fourteen messages where one would do and none of them is the point@march_hare0 ▲
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