THE ARCHIVE

26 Octsomething that should not be sold in a vending machine 25 Octan argument that ends every relationship eventually 24 Octthe worst possible gift for a wedding 23 Octa phrase that means the opposite of what it says 22 Octa small betrayal you've committed 21 Octwhat the loading screen of your life would say 20 Octa chore you've somehow made ceremonial 19 Octwhat would confuse whoever sorts your things 18 Octa battle you keep losing 17 Octsomething you'd bring to a fight, badly 16 Octa red flag you personally are 15 Octsomething you'd remove from the human experience 14 Octan opinion you hold with no evidence whatsoever 13 Octsomething you can only admit anonymously 12 Octwhat you'd install a camera to catch 11 Octa courtesy that has gone too far 10 Octsomething you'd smuggle into a hospital 9 Octsomething everyone does that should be illegal 8 Octthe fastest way you'd waste an inheritance 7 Octan excuse that has never worked 6 Octa person you'd take advice from and shouldn't 5 Octthe worst possible way to end a phone call 4 Octa lie the internet agreed to tell 3 Octan outfit that ends a career 2 Octthe worst name for a boat 1 Octa small power you'd abuse immediately 30 Sepsomething you'd do to a hotel room 29 Sepsomething that only works because nobody checks 28 Sepa habit you've never once admitted to 27 Sepa genre of email that should be a crime 26 Sepa place that smells like a specific year 25 Sepan ordinary thing you do with unnecessary technique 24 Sepwhat you'd say if the microphone was already off 23 Sepwhat a documentary about you would open with 22 Sepa decision made entirely by hunger 21 Sepa thing that is worse in a group 20 Sepan argument you'd win purely by outlasting everyone 19 Sepa compliment you'd never survive receiving 18 Sepa rule you'd enforce with unreasonable joy 17 Sepa hobby that's a cry for help 16 Sepwhat you'd ban from every restaurant 15 Sepan event that should require a permit 14 Sepan argument you've had entirely in your head 13 Sepwhat you would outlaw in an office 12 Septhe thing you say when you have nothing to say 11 Sepa thing that's fine until someone films it 10 Sepsomething you'd refuse on principle 9 Septhe thing you'd save from a fire, embarrassingly 8 Septhe worst way to be woken up 7 Sepa thing that should be illegal to do quietly 6 Sepa place you'd happily be stuck in for a day 5 Sepwhat you'd say to your landlord with immunity 4 Septhe most cursed thing you can buy legally 3 Sepsomething invented by a man in a hurry 2 Sepa rule you break daily without guilt 1 Sepwhat you'd fake a limp to get out of 31 Augsomething people do that reveals everything 30 Augsomething that shouldn't be a competition but is 29 Augthe least threatening threat 28 Augsomething a normal person would never say 27 Augthe most suspicious thing in a normal person's kitchen 26 Augsomething invented to solve a problem that didn't exist 25 Augthe worst possible thing to say at a funeral 24 Auga lie that's easier than the truth every time 23 Auga way to know a party is over 22 Auga job you'd be catastrophically bad at 21 Augan excuse that has never worked 20 Augthe thing you'd do differently if nobody remembered it 19 Augthe worst possible superpower to have at work 18 Augthe worst possible customer service response 17 Auga warning label the world needs 16 Augsomething you've defended past the point of belief 15 Augwhat you'd do with five minutes of anarchy 14 Augsomething you've done purely to avoid a conversation 13 Auga thing that's fine until someone films it 12 Augthe pettiest reason you've ended something 11 Auga food opinion that ends friendships 10 Auga way to lose respect in under five seconds 9 Auga place you'd happily be stuck in for a day 8 Auga sound that should be prosecuted 7 Auga promise nobody keeps 6 Augthe worst thing to hear from a doctor 5 Augthe most suspicious thing in a normal person's kitchen 4 Augwhat you'd put on a billboard for one day 3 Augan item that should require training 2 Augwhat you'd ban from every restaurant 1 Augwhat the group chat says about you 31 Julthe hill you'll die on