THE ARCHIVE

11 Sepa thing that's fine until someone films it 10 Sepsomething you'd refuse on principle 9 Septhe thing you'd save from a fire, embarrassingly 8 Septhe worst way to be woken up 7 Sepa thing that should be illegal to do quietly 6 Sepa place you'd happily be stuck in for a day 5 Sepwhat you'd say to your landlord with immunity 4 Septhe most cursed thing you can buy legally 3 Sepsomething invented by a man in a hurry 2 Sepa rule you break daily without guilt 1 Sepwhat you'd fake a limp to get out of 31 Augsomething people do that reveals everything 30 Augsomething that shouldn't be a competition but is 29 Augthe least threatening threat 28 Augsomething a normal person would never say 27 Augthe most suspicious thing in a normal person's kitchen 26 Augsomething invented to solve a problem that didn't exist 25 Augthe worst possible thing to say at a funeral 24 Auga lie that's easier than the truth every time 23 Auga way to know a party is over 22 Auga job you'd be catastrophically bad at 21 Augan excuse that has never worked 20 Augthe thing you'd do differently if nobody remembered it 19 Augthe worst possible superpower to have at work 18 Augthe worst possible customer service response 17 Auga warning label the world needs 16 Augsomething you've defended past the point of belief 15 Augwhat you'd do with five minutes of anarchy 14 Augsomething you've done purely to avoid a conversation 13 Auga thing that's fine until someone films it 12 Augthe pettiest reason you've ended something 11 Auga food opinion that ends friendships 10 Auga way to lose respect in under five seconds 9 Auga place you'd happily be stuck in for a day 8 Auga sound that should be prosecuted 7 Auga promise nobody keeps 6 Augthe worst thing to hear from a doctor 5 Augthe most suspicious thing in a normal person's kitchen 4 Augwhat you'd put on a billboard for one day 3 Augan item that should require training 2 Augwhat you'd ban from every restaurant 1 Augwhat the group chat says about you 31 Julthe hill you'll die on