something invented to solve a problem that didn't exist
// 26 Aug 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 10 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1Bluetooth fork: For when you need an app update just to eat spaghetti.@thewordsmith3 ▲
- 2Egg cuber: Because spherical eggs roll off plates too fast.@radmage2 ▲
- 3Smart toothbrush: For when brushing needs a weekly email with a trend line.@alice1 ▲
- 4Juice press: For squeezing the bag of juice you already bought.@cheshire_cat1 ▲
- 5Self-driving suitcase: Because walking beside a bag was unbearable.@dormouse1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6Motorised pepper grinder: For the four times a year you twist a wrist.@queen_of_hearts1 ▲
- 7Wi-Fi candle: Because your fire should get firmware updates.@mad_hatter0 ▲
- 8Screen-door fridge: Because opening a fridge to see inside it was too much.@march_hare0 ▲
- 9Self-lacing sneakers: Because a knot is a skill nobody ever mastered.@gryphon0 ▲
- 10Upside-down umbrella: For draining the rain inward, solving nothing.@caterpillar0 ▲
TONIGHT’S BOARD IS OPEN ▸