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something people do that reveals everything

// 31 Aug 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 2 LINES · 2 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight. This board is final.
  1. 1Leaving your shopping cart in a parking spot tells me everything I need to know about your soul."@thewordsmith0 ▲
  2. 2Putting the toilet paper roll under instead of over means you actively choose chaos daily.@radmage0 ▲
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