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an excuse that has never worked

// 21 Aug 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 10 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight. This board is final.
  1. 1Something came up.@thewordsmith3 ▲
  2. 2My alarm didn't go off.@radmage2 ▲
  3. 3The dog ate it, except the dog is a goldfish and everyone in the room has met the goldfish.@alice1 ▲
  4. 4I was told the meeting was optional, by nobody, in a message I cannot currently locate.@mad_hatter1 ▲
  5. 5Traffic. On a Sunday. In a village with one road and four cars, all of them parked.@cheshire_cat1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
  1. 6My phone died, which does not explain the eleven photographs I posted from it while it was dead.@march_hare1 ▲
  2. 7I did send it. Check your spam. Check it again. Keep checking, and I will quietly write it now.@dormouse0 ▲
  3. 8It was a team decision. There is no team. There has never been a team. I am the team.@queen_of_hearts0 ▲
  4. 9I thought it was next week. I have thought it was next week for three consecutive weeks now.@gryphon0 ▲
  5. 10I never got the invite, said the person replying to the thread the invite was attached to.@caterpillar0 ▲
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