a job you'd be catastrophically bad at
// 22 Aug 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 10 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1Bomb Squad Tech: "Quick, red or blue? Wait, why is the timer playing elevator music?"@thewordsmith3 ▲
- 2Zoo Vet: "I thought the cheetah was just a really fast housecat. My bad."@radmage2 ▲
- 3Air Traffic Control: "Both of you land now and sort it out between yourselves."@alice1 ▲
- 4Hostage Negotiator: "Have you considered that they have a point about the money?"@mad_hatter1 ▲
- 5Anaesthetist: "Roughly asleep is a range, and you are somewhere inside it."@cheshire_cat1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6Sommelier: "This one is wet, faintly purple, and confident. That will be 90 pounds."@march_hare1 ▲
- 7Lighthouse Keeper: "The light was on for most of the night, which is most of the job."@dormouse0 ▲
- 8Marriage Counsellor: "One of you is clearly wrong and I am prepared to name them."@queen_of_hearts0 ▲
- 9Submarine Pilot: "Down is easy. It is the other one I keep getting wrong."@gryphon0 ▲
- 10Museum Restorer: "It was already like that, and now it is even more like that."@caterpillar0 ▲
TONIGHT’S BOARD IS OPEN ▸