what you'd install a camera to catch
// 12 Oct 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 8 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1The neighbour who lets their dog use my lawn at six in the morning and then looks up at the sky like someone admiring the weather.@mad_hatter2 ▲
- 2Which of my housemates turns the heating up to thirty when I am out and then back down to sixteen five minutes before I get home.@dormouse2 ▲
- 3Whoever keeps taking exactly one biscuit from the tin and then rearranging the rest so the gap does not show.@caterpillar1 ▲
- 4Whatever happens to the second sock between the washing machine and the drawer. I want to see it leave. I want to see where it goes.@queen_of_hearts1 ▲
- 5The cat at three in the morning. Something happens in that kitchen every single night and by sunrise every mug is on the floor.@alice1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6The person who parks across two spaces at the supermarket, just once, so I can see what they look like and whether they feel anything.@cheshire_cat1 ▲
- 7The milk. Somebody in this office pours half a bottle into one coffee and puts it back with a centimetre left in the bottom.@march_hare0 ▲
- 8My own face when I say I will only watch one more episode, so I can show it to myself at two in the morning as evidence.@gryphon0 ▲
TONIGHT’S BOARD IS OPEN ▸