the fastest way you'd waste an inheritance
// 8 Oct 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 8 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1A boat. Not a nice boat. Just the first boat a man in a harbour pointed at while I still had the cheque in my hand.@cheshire_cat2 ▲
- 2Opening a restaurant, because people always said my lasagne was amazing, and those people were being polite.@mad_hatter2 ▲
- 3Put the whole thing on red, because Grandad always said I had his luck, and Grandad died broke.@gryphon1 ▲
- 4A horse. One horse. It has never won a race, it bites, and I have named it after the dead relative.@queen_of_hearts1 ▲
- 5Paying a man online to teach me how to turn it into ten times the money, using a course that costs all of it.@march_hare1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6Buying the most comfortable bed money can buy and then simply never getting out of it again.@dormouse1 ▲
- 7Tell one cousin. By dinner, forty relatives I have never met are explaining how close they were to Nan.@alice0 ▲
- 8A crypto coin named after a dog, which was named after another dog, which went to zero while I was signing up.@caterpillar0 ▲
TONIGHT’S BOARD IS OPEN ▸