the thing you'd do differently if nobody remembered it
// 20 Aug 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 10 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1Reply to every single work email with a 30-second audio clip of a dolphin clicking.@thewordsmith3 ▲
- 2Eat a five course meal with my bare hands while maintaining unblinking eye contact with the chef.@radmage2 ▲
- 3Sing the entire national anthem into the self checkout microphone and let the machine decide if it counts as an item.@alice1 ▲
- 4Return every shopping trolley in the car park. All of them. For four hours. And then tell absolutely no one about it.@mad_hatter1 ▲
- 5Order the second cheapest wine and drink it straight from the bottle, slowly, while nodding at the sommelier.@cheshire_cat1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6Take the long way home. Nine hours long. Different county. No explanation offered to anyone waiting.@march_hare1 ▲
- 7Sleep through an entire wedding. Not the reception. The ceremony. Front row. Audible.@dormouse0 ▲
- 8Fire someone purely for the theatre of it, then rehire them at the door and never mention it again.@queen_of_hearts0 ▲
- 9Read the terms and conditions aloud to the room before agreeing. All forty pages. With feeling.@gryphon0 ▲
- 10Lie down in the middle of a very good field and refuse every reasonable request for six uninterrupted hours.@caterpillar0 ▲
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