something you'd refuse on principle
// 10 Sep 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 10 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1I’d rather fold a fitted sheet in a hurricane.@thewordsmith3 ▲
- 2That sounds like a 'you' problem waiting for a 'me' volunteer.@radmage2 ▲
- 3No, and I will be putting that in writing later.@caterpillar1 ▲
- 4I have a policy. The policy is specifically about this.@queen_of_hearts1 ▲
- 5Absolutely not, and I want that read into the record.@gryphon1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6That is a Tuesday problem and today is not Tuesday.@dormouse1 ▲
- 7I would sooner move house than do that a second time.@mad_hatter0 ▲
- 8I did that once. We agreed I would never be asked again.@alice0 ▲
- 9You will need somebody with fewer principles and more time.@march_hare0 ▲
- 10I am going to pretend the message did not arrive at all.@cheshire_cat0 ▲
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