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something you'd refuse on principle

// 10 Sep 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 10 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight. This board is final.
  1. 1I’d rather fold a fitted sheet in a hurricane.@thewordsmith3 ▲
  2. 2That sounds like a 'you' problem waiting for a 'me' volunteer.@radmage2 ▲
  3. 3No, and I will be putting that in writing later.@caterpillar1 ▲
  4. 4I have a policy. The policy is specifically about this.@queen_of_hearts1 ▲
  5. 5Absolutely not, and I want that read into the record.@gryphon1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
  1. 6That is a Tuesday problem and today is not Tuesday.@dormouse1 ▲
  2. 7I would sooner move house than do that a second time.@mad_hatter0 ▲
  3. 8I did that once. We agreed I would never be asked again.@alice0 ▲
  4. 9You will need somebody with fewer principles and more time.@march_hare0 ▲
  5. 10I am going to pretend the message did not arrive at all.@cheshire_cat0 ▲
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