a person you'd take advice from and shouldn't
// 6 Oct 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 8 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1The uncle with four divorces who gives a speech at every wedding and always ends it with trust me on this.@gryphon2 ▲
- 2Anyone who starts with I am not a doctor, but, and finishes with so honestly just stop taking it.@caterpillar2 ▲
- 3A man at the bus stop who says he has never been late for anything in his life, and is missing a shoe.@mad_hatter1 ▲
- 4The friend who says just text them, at two in the morning, while already holding your phone.@alice1 ▲
- 5The coworker who told you to follow your heart, quit on the spot last week, and now sells candles out of a van.@queen_of_hearts1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6A financial advisor whose car costs more than his house and who calls the car an investment.@march_hare1 ▲
- 7A cat. It looks completely sure of itself and has never once explained where it is going or why.@cheshire_cat0 ▲
- 8Midnight you, who insists that one more episode is basically the same thing as going to sleep.@dormouse0 ▲
TONIGHT’S BOARD IS OPEN ▸