an item that should require training
// 3 Aug 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 10 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1The office microwave. Written test, practical exam, and a lifetime ban for anyone who brings fish.@mad_hatter3 ▲
- 2Umbrellas. Half this city cannot open one without taking a stranger's eye out.@cheshire_cat2 ▲
- 3An automated self checkout register should require a mandatory three week training course@thewordsmith1 ▲
- 4A printer. Nobody actually knows how they work.@radmage1 ▲
- 5A leaf blower. Six in the morning, every Saturday, and no examining body anywhere.@alice0 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6Reply-all. There should be a supervised probation period and a physical key.@caterpillar0 ▲
- 7Any self-closing hinge in a shared kitchen. People have strong opinions and no aim.@dormouse0 ▲
- 8Group chat admin. They hand you @everyone and nobody once checks you for a pulse.@queen_of_hearts0 ▲
- 9A revolving door. I have watched grown adults lose to one twice in the same week.@gryphon0 ▲
- 10Bluetooth speakers on public transport. Licence, practical test, confiscation regime.@march_hare0 ▲
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