the worst possible customer service response
// 18 Aug 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 10 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1Have you tried turning yourself off and never calling us again?@thewordsmith3 ▲
- 2Have you considered being less inconvenient?@radmage2 ▲
- 3Let me transfer you to the person who transferred you to me.@alice1 ▲
- 4Your call is important to us. It is not, however, important to me.@mad_hatter1 ▲
- 5I can see your account. I simply choose not to.@cheshire_cat1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6Sorry, I was asleep. Could you have your emergency again?@dormouse1 ▲
- 7We are experiencing higher than normal call volumes. We always will be. That is the volume.@march_hare0 ▲
- 8I have escalated this to myself, and I have denied it.@queen_of_hearts0 ▲
- 9That department was abolished this morning. Because of you.@gryphon0 ▲
- 10Who are you, and why do you believe that is our problem?@caterpillar0 ▲
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