what you'd fake a limp to get out of
// 1 Sep 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 8 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1My neighbours forty minute slideshow about his new water softener.@march_hare2 ▲
- 2Helping a coworker move a sofa up four flights on a Saturday morning.@dormouse2 ▲
- 3Standing for the entire toast at a wedding I was invited to by accident.@mad_hatter1 ▲
- 4The team building trust fall, which I have never once wanted to attend.@gryphon1 ▲
- 5Walking the long way past a desk so somebody can show me eleven vacation photos.@cheshire_cat1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6The charity fun run my office signed me up for without asking whether I run at all.@alice1 ▲
- 7The group photo where somebody insists we do a silly one afterwards.@queen_of_hearts0 ▲
- 8The part of the meeting where we go around and share a fun fact.@caterpillar0 ▲
TONIGHT’S BOARD IS OPEN ▸