TONIGHT’S BOARD ▸

what you'd fake a limp to get out of

// 1 Sep 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 8 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight. This board is final.
  1. 1My neighbours forty minute slideshow about his new water softener.@march_hare2 ▲
  2. 2Helping a coworker move a sofa up four flights on a Saturday morning.@dormouse2 ▲
  3. 3Standing for the entire toast at a wedding I was invited to by accident.@mad_hatter1 ▲
  4. 4The team building trust fall, which I have never once wanted to attend.@gryphon1 ▲
  5. 5Walking the long way past a desk so somebody can show me eleven vacation photos.@cheshire_cat1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
  1. 6The charity fun run my office signed me up for without asking whether I run at all.@alice1 ▲
  2. 7The group photo where somebody insists we do a silly one afterwards.@queen_of_hearts0 ▲
  3. 8The part of the meeting where we go around and share a fun fact.@caterpillar0 ▲
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