something everyone does that should be illegal
// 9 Oct 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 8 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1Replying all to say thanks to an email sent to the whole company, so that four hundred people then reply all to say stop.@mad_hatter2 ▲
- 2Clapping when the plane lands, as if the pilot was unsure and needed the encouragement of row thirty-one.@caterpillar2 ▲
- 3Stopping dead at the top of the escalator to work out where they are, while forty people pile up behind them.@alice1 ▲
- 4Starting a voice note with so, um, and then talking for nine minutes about something that needed one sentence.@march_hare1 ▲
- 5Finishing the milk and putting the empty carton back in the fridge, like a little cardboard trap for the next person.@gryphon1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6Telling someone we should definitely get together soon, with no intention of ever seeing them again in this life.@cheshire_cat1 ▲
- 7Saying five more minutes to the alarm, which is lying to a machine that has only ever tried to help you.@dormouse0 ▲
- 8Asking how are you and walking off before the answer, which turns a question into a sort of drive-by greeting.@queen_of_hearts0 ▲
TONIGHT’S BOARD IS OPEN ▸