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a warning label the world needs

// 17 Aug 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 10 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight. This board is final.
  1. 1Warning: Screenshots exist.@thewordsmith3 ▲
  2. 2May become a story you tell for the rest of your life.@radmage2 ▲
  3. 3This meeting could have been an email. It will not be.@mad_hatter1 ▲
  4. 4Warning: you will be asked how you are, and honesty is not permitted.@cheshire_cat1 ▲
  5. 5Side effects include telling absolutely everyone about it.@gryphon1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
  1. 6Some assembly required, and none of it is described here.@caterpillar1 ▲
  2. 7CONTAINS OTHER PEOPLE. Effects may last for years.@alice0 ▲
  3. 8May cause the sudden conviction that you should move to a farm.@dormouse0 ▲
  4. 9Do not read the comments. You will read the comments.@march_hare0 ▲
  5. 10Contents settle during shipping. So do you.@queen_of_hearts0 ▲
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