the worst name for a boat
// 2 Oct 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 8 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1Probably Fine. It is written on the side in marker, and the marker is running.@alice2 ▲
- 2Divorce Settlement, which is somehow both the name and the reason I own it.@march_hare2 ▲
- 3The Unsinkable II, painted on by someone who never asked what happened to the first one.@gryphon1 ▲
- 4Sea Sick. The whole family agreed it was funny until the first trip out.@caterpillar1 ▲
- 5Iceberg. Every other boat in the harbour has learned to steer around it.@mad_hatter1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6Shipwreck in Progress. I wanted to be honest with the coastguard from the start.@dormouse1 ▲
- 7Leaky Lad. My uncle named it after what it does, and it has never once let him down.@queen_of_hearts0 ▲
- 8Reel Estate, owned by a man who tells you he is a realtor before you have asked anything.@cheshire_cat0 ▲
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