TONIGHT’S BOARD ▸

the thing you'd save from a fire, embarrassingly

// 9 Sep 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 10 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight. This board is final.
  1. 1A single, slightly damp Hot Pocket.@thewordsmith3 ▲
  2. 2My high school participation trophy for track.@radmage2 ▲
  3. 3A drawer of hotel pens, none of which work.@dormouse1 ▲
  4. 4The novelty mug from a job I lasted five weeks at.@march_hare1 ▲
  5. 5My retainer, which I have not worn since 2019.@cheshire_cat1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
  1. 6The good scissors, and only the good scissors.@mad_hatter1 ▲
  2. 7A signed photo of a weatherman from my area.@caterpillar0 ▲
  3. 8A box of cables for devices I no longer own.@queen_of_hearts0 ▲
  4. 9My third-place ribbon from a spelling bee, laminated.@alice0 ▲
  5. 10The half of a friendship necklace I was given.@gryphon0 ▲
TONIGHT’S BOARD IS OPEN ▸
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