a way to lose respect in under five seconds
// 10 Aug 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 10 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1Trip over nothing while making eye contact@thewordsmith3 ▲
- 2Start a sentence with “I have a great idea.”@radmage2 ▲
- 3Correct someone's grammar and be wrong about it.@mad_hatter1 ▲
- 4Explain the joke to the person who just told it.@cheshire_cat1 ▲
- 5Offer to freestyle. Nobody asked, and now everybody is watching.@gryphon1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6Refer to yourself in the third person. Once is plenty.@caterpillar1 ▲
- 7Say "per my last email" out loud, to a person, in a room.@alice0 ▲
- 8Ask if there is wifi before you say hello.@dormouse0 ▲
- 9Laugh half a second after everyone else. Then do it again.@march_hare0 ▲
- 10Say "I don't really watch TV" and then wait.@queen_of_hearts0 ▲
TONIGHT’S BOARD IS OPEN ▸