a thing that's fine until someone films it
// 13 Aug 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 10 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1A DIY repair that technically worked.@thewordsmith3 ▲
- 2Dancing alone in your kitchen.@radmage2 ▲
- 3Eating an entire pizza standing over the sink at two in the morning.@mad_hatter1 ▲
- 4Talking to a cat. At length. In a voice.@cheshire_cat1 ▲
- 5Practising an argument in the mirror before you go and have it.@gryphon1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6Reading over a stranger's shoulder on the train.@caterpillar1 ▲
- 7Singing in the car. The instant there is a camera it becomes a hostage video.@alice0 ▲
- 8Falling asleep on a train. Dignified until it is horizontal and in 4K.@dormouse0 ▲
- 9Running for a bus. Nobody in history has looked good doing it on film.@march_hare0 ▲
- 10Telling a waiter exactly how you want it. Fine live, unwatchable later.@queen_of_hearts0 ▲
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