the most cursed thing you can buy legally
// 4 Sep 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 10 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1Finally, a haunted jar of mayonnaise with free shipping.@thewordsmith3 ▲
- 2For legal reasons, this ouija board comes with a 1099.@radmage2 ▲
- 3A wedding dress in a thrift shop, altered twice, tags still on.@queen_of_hearts1 ▲
- 4Bulk lot of forty baby shoes, one of them noticeably worn.@dormouse1 ▲
- 5A doll that says one phrase, and the box does not say which.@caterpillar1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6Now on clearance: a bed frame from a hotel that closed abruptly.@gryphon1 ▲
- 7Human hair extensions, ethically sourced, no further detail given.@cheshire_cat0 ▲
- 8An unopened DNA kit addressed to somebody who is not you.@alice0 ▲
- 9An urn listed under home decor, described as gently used.@march_hare0 ▲
- 10Second hand crutches, sold as a pair, one significantly newer.@mad_hatter0 ▲
TONIGHT’S BOARD IS OPEN ▸