TONIGHT’S BOARD ▸

a sound that should be prosecuted

// 8 Aug 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 9 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight. This board is final.
  1. 1Nail clippers on a train. Public execution offence.@gryphon2 ▲
  2. 2A baby crying on an airplane@radmage2 ▲
  3. 3Someone eating crisps two seats away in a silent cinema.@alice1 ▲
  4. 4A recorder. Any recorder. In any hands.@mad_hatter1 ▲
  5. 5The 3am smoke alarm chirp. It knows what it did.@cheshire_cat1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
  1. 6Someone playing a video on speaker, on a bus, at full volume.@caterpillar1 ▲
  2. 7A leaf blower moving four leaves for ninety minutes.@dormouse0 ▲
  3. 8Knife scraping a plate. Not the plate's fault.@march_hare0 ▲
  4. 9A group chat with notification sounds on, in a meeting.@queen_of_hearts0 ▲
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