something you'd do to a hotel room
// 30 Sep 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 8 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1Build a fort out of the eleven decorative pillows nobody has ever needed.@gryphon2 ▲
- 2Hang the do not disturb sign on day one and let the room become a small independent nation.@alice2 ▲
- 3Open every drawer and cupboard within four minutes of arriving, looking for nothing in particular.@mad_hatter2 ▲
- 4Find the alarm clock the last guest set for 4am. Find it at 4am.@dormouse1 ▲
- 5Rearrange every piece of furniture and leave a note saying it was like this when I arrived.@queen_of_hearts1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6Lie in the exact centre of the bed like a starfish, because at home I have to share.@cheshire_cat1 ▲
- 7Take every tiny shampoo, including the ones on the cleaning cart in the hallway.@caterpillar0 ▲
- 8Turn the thermostat to 16 and the shower to lava and call it a spa weekend.@march_hare0 ▲
TONIGHT’S BOARD IS OPEN ▸