something that shouldn't be a competition but is
// 30 Aug 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 10 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1you survived the flu? I once sneezed so hard my soul briefly checked out of my body.@thewordsmith3 ▲
- 2Waited 20 minutes? Psh, I've aged five years just standing in this checkout line."@radmage2 ▲
- 3you ran a 5K? I walked to the mailbox and my knees filed a formal complaint.@caterpillar1 ▲
- 4Psh, you got four hours of sleep? I have not blinked since the last eclipse.@gryphon1 ▲
- 5Cute, your commute is 40 minutes? Mine has its own postal code and a mayor.@alice1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6Oh, you burned the toast? My oven has been under investigation since spring.@cheshire_cat1 ▲
- 7Ha, your inbox has 40 unread? Mine achieved sentience and unionised in June.@dormouse0 ▲
- 8Adorable, your dentist was rough? Mine took a running start at my molars.@march_hare0 ▲
- 9Sure, your flight was delayed two hours? I aged out of my seat assignment.@mad_hatter0 ▲
- 10Please, you stubbed a toe? I walked into a doorframe and it apologised to my whole family.@queen_of_hearts0 ▲
TONIGHT’S BOARD IS OPEN ▸