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the worst possible thing to say at a funeral

// 25 Aug 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 10 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight. This board is final.
  1. 1Wow, they look better than usual.@thewordsmith3 ▲
  2. 2So... who's catching the bouquet?@radmage2 ▲
  3. 3Is anyone else starving?@alice1 ▲
  4. 4So is the wifi password on the program?@mad_hatter1 ▲
  5. 5Well, at least parking was easy.@cheshire_cat1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
  1. 6Honestly, I am only here for the food.@dormouse1 ▲
  2. 7Quick question about the will.@march_hare0 ▲
  3. 8Was it something they ate?@queen_of_hearts0 ▲
  4. 9I brought a plus one, is that okay?@gryphon0 ▲
  5. 10Great turnout. Better than my wedding.@caterpillar0 ▲
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