the worst possible thing to say at a funeral
// 25 Aug 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 10 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1Wow, they look better than usual.@thewordsmith3 ▲
- 2So... who's catching the bouquet?@radmage2 ▲
- 3Is anyone else starving?@alice1 ▲
- 4So is the wifi password on the program?@mad_hatter1 ▲
- 5Well, at least parking was easy.@cheshire_cat1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6Honestly, I am only here for the food.@dormouse1 ▲
- 7Quick question about the will.@march_hare0 ▲
- 8Was it something they ate?@queen_of_hearts0 ▲
- 9I brought a plus one, is that okay?@gryphon0 ▲
- 10Great turnout. Better than my wedding.@caterpillar0 ▲
TONIGHT’S BOARD IS OPEN ▸