TONIGHT’S BOARD ▸

what you would outlaw in an office

// 13 Sep 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 2 LINES · 2 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight. This board is final.
  1. 1"Reply All" to company-wide emails asking to be removed from the list.@thewordsmith1 ▲
  2. 2Microwaving fish, popcorn, or any mystery meat in the communal kitchen.@radmage1 ▲
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