the worst possible way to end a phone call
// 5 Oct 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 8 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1Falling asleep mid-sentence and waking up four hours later to someone still breathing on the line.@dormouse2 ▲
- 2Just vanishing. No goodbye, no click. The line goes quiet and they never find out if you are still there.@cheshire_cat2 ▲
- 3Love you. To the plumber. Who paused, said you too, and now we both have to move house.@queen_of_hearts1 ▲
- 4Saying you too when the dentist receptionist says see you Tuesday. She will not be seeing you. She works there.@alice1 ▲
- 5Hanging up on your boss with your cheek, then calling back to explain that your face did it.@mad_hatter1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6Thinking you hung up, then saying exactly what you think of them, then hearing them say I am still here.@caterpillar1 ▲
- 7Saying bye, then both of you saying bye, then bye again, then a fourth bye, and still nobody hangs up.@march_hare0 ▲
- 8Okay well, I will let you go. Said by the person who called, forty minutes in, as if they were the hostage.@gryphon0 ▲
TONIGHT’S BOARD IS OPEN ▸