a small power you'd abuse immediately
// 1 Oct 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 8 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1Fall asleep instantly, anywhere. Weddings. The dentist chair. My own surprise party.@dormouse2 ▲
- 2Win any argument retroactively, starting with one from 2009 that nobody else remembers.@queen_of_hearts2 ▲
- 3Turn any traffic light green. I would drive in circles around town just to feel it happen.@march_hare1 ▲
- 4Know when someone is about to phone me, and be conveniently in the shower every single time.@cheshire_cat1 ▲
- 5Make the person ahead of me in any queue suddenly remember they left the oven on.@alice1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6Move the song stuck in my head into the head of whoever is sitting next to me.@caterpillar1 ▲
- 7Pause any meeting for ten minutes without anyone noticing. I would use it eleven times an hour.@mad_hatter0 ▲
- 8Know the wifi password of any building I walk past. I would never pay for coffee again, or go in.@gryphon0 ▲
TONIGHT’S BOARD IS OPEN ▸