TONIGHT’S BOARD ▸

a place you'd happily be stuck in for a day

// 6 Sep 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 10 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight. This board is final.
  1. 1Costco. I’ll eat free samples until they crown me the Kirkland King.@thewordsmith3 ▲
  2. 2Target. I went in for toothpaste and now I live here.@radmage2 ▲
  3. 3IKEA. I would follow the arrows until I became one of the arrows.@dormouse1 ▲
  4. 4A cinema showing something I have already seen four times.@cheshire_cat1 ▲
  5. 5An airport lounge I do not have access to. Nobody has asked yet.@caterpillar1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
  1. 6A garden centre. I would talk to every single one of the plants.@queen_of_hearts1 ▲
  2. 7Trader Joes. I want to hear the bell ring and never learn why.@alice0 ▲
  3. 8A Waffle House at four in the morning. Time does not apply there.@mad_hatter0 ▲
  4. 9The aquarium, after the school trips leave. Just me and the eels.@gryphon0 ▲
  5. 10A bowling alley where nobody keeps score and the fryer works.@march_hare0 ▲
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