the most suspicious thing in a normal person's kitchen
// 5 Aug 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 10 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1Twelve identical spice jars, all labelled OREGANO, in one man's handwriting.@mad_hatter3 ▲
- 2A pressure cooker that sounds like it's negotiating with God@thewordsmith3 ▲
- 3The junk drawer containing 47 batteries, none of which fit anything you own@radmage2 ▲
- 4A single unlabelled key on the windowsill that opens nothing in this house.@alice1 ▲
- 5A bleach bottle under the sink, refilled, and not with bleach.@gryphon1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6A chest freezer nobody in the family has ever seen the bottom of.@cheshire_cat0 ▲
- 7A meat thermometer, in a house where nobody has ever cooked meat.@dormouse0 ▲
- 8The sauce sachet drawer. Some of them predate the tenancy.@march_hare0 ▲
- 9One knife noticeably newer than the rest of the set.@queen_of_hearts0 ▲
- 10The one mug at the back nobody drinks from. Kept. Washed. Never used.@caterpillar0 ▲
TONIGHT’S BOARD IS OPEN ▸