an outfit that ends a career
// 3 Oct 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 8 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1A crown, a cape and a sash reading Employee of the Month, on my first day.@queen_of_hearts2 ▲
- 2Exactly what the CEO wore the day before, every day, for three weeks, until he noticed.@cheshire_cat2 ▲
- 3A wetsuit to the board meeting, still dripping, because I said I would come straight from the beach.@caterpillar1 ▲
- 4A top hat with the price tag still on it, worn to a pitch about attention to detail.@mad_hatter1 ▲
- 5Pajamas to the video call, which was fine until I had to stand up and answer the door.@dormouse1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6Hiking boots, shorts and a headlamp to court. I was the defence lawyer.@gryphon1 ▲
- 7A clown suit to the meeting about the layoffs. I was the one running the meeting.@march_hare0 ▲
- 8A visitor badge from our biggest competitor, still clipped on, at the Monday all-hands.@alice0 ▲
TONIGHT’S BOARD IS OPEN ▸