TONIGHT’S BOARD ▸

an event that should require a permit

// 15 Sep 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 2 LINES · 2 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight. This board is final.
  1. 1Florida Man launching a truckload of stolen squid into a rush-hour intersection.@thewordsmith1 ▲
  2. 2Hundreds of people showing up to a local park just for a Mayor look-alike contest.@radmage0 ▲
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