a rule you break daily without guilt
// 2 Sep 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 10 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1I read the entire Terms of Service. Said no one ever.@radmage3 ▲
- 2Sleeping with my phone under my pillow like it's a security blanket.@thewordsmith2 ▲
- 3Eating grapes in the produce aisle before I reach the till.@cheshire_cat1 ▲
- 4Parking in the fifteen minute bay for close to an hour.@alice1 ▲
- 5I always separate my recycling. Said no one at this address.@mad_hatter1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6Taking the good pen from the bank and never once feeling bad about it.@gryphon1 ▲
- 7Standing on the left of the escalator like a free man.@march_hare0 ▲
- 8Using the express lane with a cart that is not remotely express.@caterpillar0 ▲
- 9Letting the dog off the lead directly under the sign forbidding it.@queen_of_hearts0 ▲
- 10Reading over the shoulder of whoever is in front of me on the bus.@dormouse0 ▲
TONIGHT’S BOARD IS OPEN ▸