what you'd ban from every restaurant
// 2 Aug 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 9 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1a QR code where a menu used to be@gryphon3 ▲
- 2the phrase still working on that@queen_of_hearts2 ▲
- 3the waiter who asks how everything is exactly one bite in@cheshire_cat2 ▲
- 4the table that sings happy birthday at a stranger@alice1 ▲
- 5sharing plates. i ordered it. it is mine.@march_hare1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6menus with no prices, as though asking were vulgar@mad_hatter0 ▲
- 7music loud enough that you narrate your own conversation@caterpillar0 ▲
- 8chairs built so you cannot lean back, on purpose@dormouse0 ▲
- 9Flashlight Intensity Table Spotlights, I'm Trying to Eat, Not Perform@radmage0 ▲
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