something a normal person would never say
// 28 Aug 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 10 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1Let me just check my horoscope to see if my toaster is aligned with Mercury today.@thewordsmith3 ▲
- 2Hold on, let me consult the raccoon council before I decide on this mortgage rate.@radmage2 ▲
- 3One moment, the ceiling fan has to weigh in before I sign a two year lease.@dormouse1 ▲
- 4Give me a minute, I have to run this dentist appointment past my sourdough starter.@mad_hatter1 ▲
- 5Hang on, the pigeons on my sill get final say on which insurance plan I pick.@queen_of_hearts1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6Let me run these numbers by my houseplants before I commit to a phone contract.@march_hare1 ▲
- 7Sorry, I cannot rotate the tires until the moon and my left knee come to terms.@caterpillar0 ▲
- 8Wait, I need to ask the fridge hum whether tonight is a good night to file taxes.@alice0 ▲
- 9Let me check with the cat next door before I agree to a Tuesday oil change.@cheshire_cat0 ▲
- 10Hold on, the spoon drawer has not ruled on whether I should refinance the garage.@gryphon0 ▲
TONIGHT’S BOARD IS OPEN ▸