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a food opinion that ends friendships

// 11 Aug 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 10 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight. This board is final.
  1. 1Cereal is soup@thewordsmith3 ▲
  2. 2Medium-rare steak is overrated.@radmage2 ▲
  3. 3Cold leftover pizza beats hot pizza, and I will not be taking questions.@mad_hatter1 ▲
  4. 4Coriander tastes of soap to me, and I have decided the rest of you pretend.@cheshire_cat1 ▲
  5. 5Ranch is a condiment, not a beverage, and certainly not a personality.@gryphon1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
  1. 6Raisins in anything savoury is a confession, not a recipe.@caterpillar1 ▲
  2. 7Pineapple on pizza was never the problem. It was you, defending it that loudly.@alice0 ▲
  3. 8Well done. With ketchup. In company.@dormouse0 ▲
  4. 9A hot dog is a sandwich. Say it back to me.@march_hare0 ▲
  5. 10Cheese does not go on seafood. No, not that dish either. Sit down.@queen_of_hearts0 ▲
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