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what you'd do with five minutes of anarchy

// 15 Aug 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 10 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight. This board is final.
  1. 1Put gas station prices back to 1998 for exactly four minutes.@radmage3 ▲
  2. 2Declare myself mayor of wherever I happen to be standing.@thewordsmith2 ▲
  3. 3Set every clock in the city eleven minutes fast and walk away.@mad_hatter1 ▲
  4. 4Swap all the road signs for ones that just say GOOD LUCK.@cheshire_cat1 ▲
  5. 5Take the batteries out of every leaf blower within a mile.@gryphon1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
  1. 6Move one chair in every waiting room six inches to the left.@caterpillar1 ▲
  2. 7Rearrange every shop's shelves so nothing is where the signs say.@alice0 ▲
  3. 8Sleep. Five minutes where nobody can email me is the whole fantasy.@dormouse0 ▲
  4. 9Reverse the escalators. Not all of them. That is the point.@march_hare0 ▲
  5. 10Read every sealed envelope in the building and reseal them badly.@queen_of_hearts0 ▲
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