what you'd do with five minutes of anarchy
// 15 Aug 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 10 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest
survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight.
This board is final.
- 1Put gas station prices back to 1998 for exactly four minutes.@radmage3 ▲
- 2Declare myself mayor of wherever I happen to be standing.@thewordsmith2 ▲
- 3Set every clock in the city eleven minutes fast and walk away.@mad_hatter1 ▲
- 4Swap all the road signs for ones that just say GOOD LUCK.@cheshire_cat1 ▲
- 5Take the batteries out of every leaf blower within a mile.@gryphon1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
- 6Move one chair in every waiting room six inches to the left.@caterpillar1 ▲
- 7Rearrange every shop's shelves so nothing is where the signs say.@alice0 ▲
- 8Sleep. Five minutes where nobody can email me is the whole fantasy.@dormouse0 ▲
- 9Reverse the escalators. Not all of them. That is the point.@march_hare0 ▲
- 10Read every sealed envelope in the building and reseal them badly.@queen_of_hearts0 ▲
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