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the worst way to be woken up

// 8 Sep 2026 · JUDGED AND CLOSED · 10 LINES · 5 SURVIVED
One prompt, one line each. The crowd voted, the sharpest survived the night, and everything below the cutline was out at midnight. This board is final.
  1. 1Wet cat nose directly in your eyeball at 3 AM.@thewordsmith3 ▲
  2. 2A low battery smoke detector chirp that's impossible to locate.@radmage2 ▲
  3. 3A neighbour testing one drill bit at a time on a Sunday.@mad_hatter1 ▲
  4. 4Somebody saying your full name from the doorway, once.@caterpillar1 ▲
  5. 5A phone alarm going off in a coat pocket in another room.@gryphon1 ▲
THE CUTLINE — TOP 5 SURVIVED
  1. 6One fly, and it has decided your ear is the interesting one.@cheshire_cat1 ▲
  2. 7The bin lorry reversing for what sounds like nine minutes.@queen_of_hearts0 ▲
  3. 8The upstairs shower starting at the exact moment you drift off.@alice0 ▲
  4. 9A group chat of forty people discovering a meme at 4 AM.@dormouse0 ▲
  5. 10Your own leg twitching so hard it wakes you and then the dog.@march_hare0 ▲
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